Shop Happy Capitalist Exploitation of Affection Day, on a throw pillow for your home

Ah, the capitalist embrace of Valentine's Day, where love comes with a price tag and affection is measured in consumer goods. It's the time of year when heart-shaped chocolates and overpriced roses reign supreme, and the pressure to buy the perfect gift rivals the intensity of any rom-com climax. But fear not, for in this consumerist circus, true love can be found... at a discount, of course. So grab your wallet and hold onto your heartstrings, because nothing says "I love you" quite like a bouquet of clichés wrapped in a bow of commercialism.