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Happy Capitalist Exploitation of Affection Day
Happy Capitalist Exploitation of Affection Day
$49.95
About the Design
Ah, the capitalist embrace of Valentine's Day, where love comes with a price tag and affection is measured in consumer goods. It's the time of year when heart-shaped chocolates and overpriced roses reign supreme, and the pressure to buy the perfect gift rivals the intensity of any rom-com climax. But fear not, for in this consumerist circus, true love can be found... at a discount, of course. So grab your wallet and hold onto your heartstrings, because nothing says "I love you" quite like a bouquet of clichés wrapped in a bow of commercialism.
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Close| Chest Size | Inches | Centimeters |
|---|---|---|
| S | 37"-40" | 94-102 |
| M | 41"-44" | 104-112 |
| L | 45"-48" | 114-122 |
| XL | 48"-50" | 122-127 |
| 2XL | 50"-52" | 127-132 |
| 3XL | 52"-55" | 132-140 |
| 4XL | 56"-60" | 141-152 |
| 5XL | 60"-64" | 152-162 |
| Description |
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| Preshrunk fleece knit made from 50% cotton/50% polyester (heather colors are 60% cotton/40% polyester). Features a double-lined hood and kangaroo pocket for storage. Air-jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling. Available in sizes for all genders, up to 5XL. Due to print sizing, design image may appear smaller on larger garment sizes. |
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